A Thousand Watt Smile

This is a real product. On Sale. In stores. See, this is what I'm talking about. Childhood is becoming a mythological place, like Never Never Land. If children aren't smiling, maybe we should ask them what's wrong! THIS is what's wrong! Desensitization. Peep the description, courtesy of Neatorama.com:

"This new invention just hooks on your child’s ears like glasses while another portion fits snuggly under the chin. Ok so what is the twist? How about electro shock treatment? Yes the portion under the chin sends a constant pulse of electricity through your child’s cheeks.
Set the electro smile unit on high and snap that smile right into place, no more worries about grandma feeling the kids are not happy to see her. The sudden jolt of electricity in the jaw muscles forces the child to smile with complete body excitement giving grandma the appearance the kids have really missed her."
She has a sick smile.

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